Tornado drinking game
2008 March 15
- (update: two reported dead in Polk County)
- Since nobody got killed in Atlanta’s tornado (last I heard), we can have some fun with the coverage on a Saturday night. Grab hold of the remote, flip amongst the four local channels. When you hear a TV reporter or anchor say “war zone,” “epicenter,” “path of destruction” or “ground zero,” do a shot. If they intone it with extra gravity, do an extra-gravity shot.
but more importantly for TV news: were they white women?
no posting because i’ve busy.
YOU forgot the word Freight Train. Then again, one might get too drunk.
md
Watching ANY disaster-related coverage by Diana Davis should be ruled out in this game. That would be a grossly unfair advantage, given that her reports are a braiinfreeze blast of local news cliched verbage. Besides, you would suffer from acute alcohol poisoning if you even tried to keep-up with all the “beginning to re-build shattered lives” yadayadayada.
Don’t for get “closure”. Start the Easter weekend out right with a hang-over.