Q: Hey, TV reporter! Who writes your stories for you while you’re fixing your hair and makeup?? A: Unless my name is Jenna Bush Hager, nobody writes stories for me. I write them myself. This answer often surprises the questioner, until it’s explained: “That’s why so many TV stories are so poorly written.” I would [...]
Archive for September 24th, 2009
24 Sep
Mentally handicapped
2pm, Douglasville GA. 9.23.09. When it’s insufficient to merely park illegally in a handicapped spot, do it sideways. While I was on foot covering flooding, this asshat nearly hit me. He was racing through a parking lot toward this spot. We will resume our regular programming shortly. Update: Now you’ve hit the bigtime, dipwad!
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