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Chewing through a cheeseburger at Grindhouse, I beheld for the umpteen zillionth time the mechanical gorilla that greets motorists next door at the Two-Minute Car Wash, and I had an epiphany of sorts. That guy and I have a lot in common.  Here are five things. The blank expression.  The gorilla consistently wears the same [...]

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