Soyanara, Monica

Mrs. LAF pretends to read the Monica Pearson insert in Wednesday’s AJC.

A worthy rival

departs with enough fanfare

to gag a maggot.

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5 responses to this post.

  1. This is a classic example of the inability of a person trained in journalism to be able to reliably use basic math. My original first line said “Worthy competitor.” It took me twelve hours to realize that that line had six syllables, and not five as prescribed in the 5-7-5 formula for haiku. So, this haiku business is more challenging than you’d think. Write your Monica haiku, and post it here! I won’t be a stickler for the math.

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  2. Posted by The Snark on July 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm

    Two for your consideration:

    Cox stock is dropping
    No more Boortz. No more Pearson
    Clark Howard, don’t leave!

    Who is this Pearson?
    Old school Atlanta for me.
    Monica Kaufman

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  3. Posted by Fred on July 27, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Goodbye Monica
    Cheers, the promos have ended
    May we rest in peace

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  4. Posted by adamindunwoody on July 29, 2012 at 1:10 am

    Television News?
    Don’t Tell Me What’s Important!
    I Can Read The Web.

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  5. [...] somebody please inform WSB’s viewers that Monica is gone?  They can watch the other stations [...]

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