During today’s coverage of the Norcross apartment fire, do a shot whenever you hear
“narrowly escaped,” “lost everything,” “escaped with their lives” “lucky to be alive,” “team coverage.” Do a double shot if anybody says “the roof is on fire.”
If you have to go anyplace afterward, please take a cab.
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For tomorrow’s follow-up report on the fire (your hair-of-the-dog activities): a shot every time you hear “closure” or “back on feet”.