Two silverbacks

Chewing through a cheeseburger at Grindhouse, I beheld for the umpteen zillionth time the mechanical gorilla that greets motorists next door at the Two-Minute Car Wash, and I had an epiphany of sorts.

Piedmont Rd., Midtown Atlanta

That guy and I have a lot in common.  Here are five things.

The blank expression.  The gorilla consistently wears the same freakish, semi-astonished, semi-crazed look on a daily basis.  TV reporters frequently wear the same look, betraying very little real emotion.  We are allowed some emotional license.  We can project outrage or empathy when appropriate.  Sometimes we fake some satisfaction or humor.  But mostly, we look like the gorilla.

The mechanical movements.  Our similarities become especially evident when TV reporters are asked to perform during live shots or standups.  For further elaboration, see the video below.

The wear and tear.  The more seniority I achieve, the whiter my hair gets.  The longer the gorilla stands out in the sun alongside Piedmont Road, the greener his hair gets.  The manager at the Two-Minute Car Wash says he spray paints the gorilla’s hair black periodically.  TV reporters have similar cosmetic weapons in their arsenal.

The public persona.   The Two Minute Car Wash gorilla is a consistent performer on the public stage, in a high-traffic area of Midtown Atlanta.  The TV reporter is also a public-stage performer with a measure of daily consistency.  The difference:  The gorilla is a beloved Atlanta institution.  Most of us aren’t.

The disposability.  The Two Minute Car Wash has had a mechanical gorilla on the curb for over 25 years.  The gorillas wear out.  New gorillas are acquired to replace the old ones.  Most customers never notice.

One day, WXIA will replace me.  The viewers will never notice.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

The gorilla and I, posted with vodpod

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Doug Richards is a reporter at WXIA-TV. This is his personal blog. WXIA-TV has nothing whatsoever to do with this blog, under any circumstances, in any form. For anything written herein, Doug accepts sole credit and full blame. Follow him on Twitter: @richardsdoug. All rights reserved. Thanks for visiting.

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